fence

This all started when I found that I could dribble on for hours about fencing posts in an odd dialect. I used to do it and still do, even if the accent gets dropped. I find it is easier if you have a friend who you can ring up who is as stupid as you are. I bet you could do the same thing. I am convinced that the process of sounding like someone else makes you forget who you are and so you take on the words of anything to cary on sounding like that other person. Try it. Do it now you will be amazed. If you have no friends suitable make on up or perhaps ring directory inquiries for a number and converse in this new found anonymity. My dad used to phone the operator just for a chat before he went to bed. Perhaps it runs in the family.

If you do try it drop me a line with your thoughts on how well it worked

Substitute

If fencing post are not your bag how about the constituent parts of a sausage in an Italian accent. Stun your family with words of wisdom on the importance of dental hygiene in a Japanese lilt. Its just a thought but the joys of a pedicure would sound better in a Greek tone.

Consciousness, what consciousness.



 © Phil Ironside